Lindsay Lohan's Dad Says She "looks 100 years old!"

In a recent attempt to get his daughter help (or gain publicity), Michael Lohan says his daughter is "a beautiful girl, but she looks 100 years old."

Daddy Lohan, who is currently seeking a conservatorship over Lindsay, blames prescription medication abuse (not bad parenting) on Lin's waning beauty. While Michael is busy giving these "exclusive interviews" to anyone who will listen, Lindsay's mom remains mom – that is unless you count the voicemails her ex-husband is threatening to release of Dina Lohan admitting their daughter has a drug problem.

What a loving family...