"He likes to play a round with them ... now you can, too." Lol, catchy huh? The person who came up with the brilliant tag line is Mike Caldwell of West Kelowna, British Columbia has brought to the world the "Tail of the Tiger Woods Mistress Collection Golf Balls."
The set comes with 12 golf balls with each ball featuring one of the twelve different mistresses that have come forward and Tigers balls are flying off the shelves as Caldwell has sold more than 1,000 sets of golf balls at $45 a set.
And with Valentines Day coming up, what could be a better way to tell the one you are with that you love them, than getting them their own set of Tiger Woods Mistress Golf Balls off of eBay.
Because nothing says I love you more than 12 golf balls with faces of 12 of Tiger's many mistresses....lol.
But seriously...others (especially the people involved w/ this case) do not think this product is as funny. On of Tigers alleged mistresses Joslyn James says she feels the spoof product promotes violence against women.
"I've come forward today because I feel it is wrong for a golf ball to have my picture on it...As a victim of violence myself, it bothered me to think that someone would be standing with a dangerous club in their hands and hitting a ball with my face on it."
The company says, "Tail of the Tiger Golf Balls are designed to lift the spirits of golfers around the world who are saddened by this loss on many levels -– from those who make a living at the game to companies that sell products, to the fans who just love to watch a master practice his craft." Tigers Balls...good or bad idea? lol
Global consulting firm Accenture Ltd. became the first sponsor to cut ties altogether with Tiger Woods, saying the golfer is "no longer the right representative" after the "circumstances of the last two weeks."
Representatives of Nike, Procter & Gamble's Gillette, videogame maker Electronic Arts, PepsiCo's Gatorade sports drink and laser-eye surgery chain TLC Vision said their relationships with Mr. Woods hadn't changed. (Pepsi said its recent decision to drop a Gatorade product named for Mr. Wood's wasn't related to the scandal.) Jet-rental company NetJets said Monday that it continued to support Mr. Woods.
AT&T and sports-collectible retailer Upper Deck declined to comment. Consulting-firm Accenture and watch maker Tag Heuer, an LVMH Moet Hennessy Louis Vuitton unit, couldn't be reached for comment.
Behind the scenes, these advertisers are likely to be tracking how sales and consumer perceptions are being affected by the scandal, sports-marketing executives say. Consumers are disappointed by Mr. Woods's alleged behavior, and the golfer is generating a good deal of negative buzz, according to a study released Tuesday by Millward Brown, a brand-research agency owned by ad company WPP. It will take some time to undo the damage, the agency said.
But it is "grossly premature" to see the extent of any long-term damage to Mr. Woods's reputation and the impact on a given brand, says Kevin Adler, founder and president of Engage Marketing, a Chicago sports and entertainment marketing firm. "Superior performance on the field of play has the very real potential to re-establish Tiger's brand," he says.
Representatives for Mr. Woods couldn't be reached for comment.
(Tiger Woods Truck After the"Car Crash")
Here are the 14 women identified by various press accounts as Tiger mistresses:
1.) Rachel Uchitel: The club hostess was the first of the women to be linked to Woods after the National Enquirer reported that she traveled to Australia to be with Woods during a golf tournament there. So far, she has denied the affair.
2.) Jaimee Grubbs: The 24-year-old reality show contestant and cocktail waitress claims she carried on a 31-month-long affair with Woods until his crash last month. She offered a Woods voicemail to prove it.
3.) Kalika Moquin: The 27-year-old club manager from Las Vegas is reported to have had a brief sexual relationship with Woods. She would neither confirm nor deny the report.
4.) Cori Rist: The 31-year-old swimsuit model reportedly met Woods at a Manhattan club last year before they began a sexual relationship that led to Woods flying her out to various secret locations for hook-ups, and her introducing the golfer to her 7-year-old son. (Video interview above)
5.) Jamie Jungers: The 26-year-old, who sold her story to a British newspaper, is a former employee of Trashy Girls Lingerie. She said she met Woods in Las Vegas.
6.) Mindy Lawton: The 33-year-old pancake house waitress from Orlando claims she was dumped by Woods in 2007. According to the Post, it was her affair with Woods that was caught on camera by the National Enquirer, when he was snapped dropping her off at her trailer park. The threatening news later led to a Woods Men’s Fitness cover in exchange for the magazine’s silence about the alleged affair, the New York Post reports.
7.) Holly Sampson: he 36-year-old from Los Angeles is a former porn star, who has starred in such films as “OMG, Stop Tickling Me” and “Flying Solo 2.” According to the Sun, she has neither confirmed nor denied her affair with Woods.
8.) Joslyn James: The star of many, many porn videos was named on the sports blog Deadspin as a Tiger regular, but did not respond to the site's call for comment.
9.) Loredena Jolie: Hollywood madam Michelle Braun says Woods would spend more than $60,000 on expensive prostitutes, preferring "three-ways" -- "he was rarely with just one girl." Braun claims that "one of his favorites was Loredana Jolie." According to the article, Jolie is a "gorgeous blond" from Sicily who has worked as a Playboy model.
10). Unidentified alleged mistress number 10 is a former cocktail waitress from Orlando now represented by lawyer.
11.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 11 is reported to be a "sexy" British TV presenter who was single at the time, but is now married.
12.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 12. is reported in a UK paper to be a "sex-addicted cougar." 13.) Julie Postle. Previously known to gossip hounds as "Unidentified Orlando Cocktail Waitress," was identified as one of Tiger Woods' mistresses. Named by the New York Post, through her ex-boyfriend.
14. Theresa Rogers: Apparently the oldest of Tiger's women, and is in her 40s. Woods is 33. Rogers traveled with Tiger "extensively" during the past five years. Theresa claims she met him in various cities for sexual hookups, and while she has refused comment on her affair with Tiger, we give it a few hours.
Ok this took way too long! I hope no more women pop up! lol smh
"He likes to play a round with them ... now you can, too." Lol, catchy huh?
"I've come forward today because I feel it is wrong for a golf ball to have my picture on it...As a victim of violence myself, it bothered me to think that someone would be standing with a dangerous club in their hands and hitting a ball with my face on it."
